dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

(via iamcomplexity)

harrysfringe:

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

(via desire-for-all-that-is-lost)

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via rootbeer-and-other-drugs)

dont-argue-with-your-serperior:

3ds more like $200 pokemon machine

(via dirtylittledamsel)

snapchatting:

*points at ur attention* give me that

(via zackisontumblr)

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

(via earthnation)

bulletbakas:

Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

(via captain-chl0e)